Siamese
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⚔ CHARACTER STATS
Stat bars are the Codex's playful shorthand — the care facts below are the real deal.
Vital Facts
| Origin | Thailand |
| Coat | short fine |
| Size class | medium |
| Typical lifespan | ~15 years |
| Energy | high |
| Grooming load | minimal |
Temperament
The Siamese is best summed up as loud, bonded, brilliant. Expect a cat that's right in the middle of everything you do, with plenty to say about it. Chaos rating 4/5 means secure your shelves — this one treats your home as a platformer level.
Care Notes
Grooming: Minimal effort. A weekly once-over plus nail trims covers it. Exercise: with high energy, plan two or more real play sessions a day plus vertical space — cat trees, shelves, window perches. Health: keep up annual vet visits, dental care, and weight watch; ask your vet about screening common to the breed line.
FAQ
- Is the Siamese a good family cat?
- Yes — the Siamese is loud, bonded, brilliant, and its high energy suits busy, playful homes. Slow introductions and daily play keep any cat family-ready.
- How much grooming does a Siamese need?
- Grooming is minimal: its short fine coat mostly maintains itself with a weekly brush.
- How long do Siameses live?
- With indoor life, good food, and regular vet care, Siameses commonly live around 15 years — many exceed it.
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